Nowadays, there is so much nudity and sex on the internet, that these old ads for men's underwear look rather fresh and new by comparison! First, let's start with my favorite one. This man only has a sore finger, so he came to see the doctor. That makes sense. But he stripped off his clothes because he wants to show the doctor his new underpants! He's a rascal! What scandalous behavior! No wonder they call this underwear "Scandals".
Our next ad shows a man and a boy in their underwear. The man is probably the boy's dad, because the ad mentions "The entire family". Still, it looks like an adult man saying, "Hey there, young man! How do I look in these underpants? Pretty sexy, eh?" My, my....
Next, we have a picture of a guy in his underpants, putting on or taking off his shirt. Of course, there's another guy in the picture, watching him. It almost looks as if he's getting ready for sex with the other guy.
Here, we have a young football player in his underwear, being watched by his team mate, and the coach. I wonder what the three of them are thinking?
So far, these ads have been pretty innocent, but not anymore! Now we get a couple of guys with attitude. The guy in the smaller, tighter panties is teasing the guy with the boxer shorts. It's getting personal!
Now it starts to really get interesting. Imagine showing a college man getting paddled by the other guys for an underwear ad! Wow. It's starting to really get homoerotic!
Here, the man on the right is showing off his "stretchy-seat" to his buddy, who gets mighty interested really quick!
And then the men start to get aroused, so they begin "wrestling". First, Mr Stretchy-seat dominates, but finally, he ends up underneath, and his seat gets a real stretch as the two men "get down to business"!
Our last picture looks like something straight out of "Animan's World". The older man is showing off for the younger guy. He shows him his big, muscular build, the abundant body hair, those wide hips and those small panties. The younger guy is admiring all these attributes, getting some pretty wild ideas. What happens next, is something from an Animan movie!
