Here we are with some more vintage men's underwear commercials. This first one is interesting. This underwear is for "manly men". Which means, that if you're a man and you don't wear it, you're not manly! (Oh no!) The boxing gloves and the trophy on the table emphasize the "Sports = Masculine" equation. But they don't mean a thing unless you're wearing the right type of panties!
Here we have the "Reliance Ensenada". Instead of just "reliance", they have added "Ensenada", the name of a city in Mexico. Why? I have no idea! Maybe it sounds more exotic. They should have called it "Reliance Enchilada", because it's one of my favorite Mexican dishes. These two dads are pulling apart a pair of boxer shorts--look at their faces. They look like twins! That's because the artist had one model, who posed in two positions. I wonder if the artist thought nobody would notice?
Here they are--the Reis Scandals, those scandalous undergarments designed to make men sit up and take notice of what shocking things their pals may be wearing underneath that uniform. It's show-and-tell time, Guys!
This one is an actual photo. The young dude is hitching up his panties and letting his older pal get a very good look! The older guy looks like he's ready to reach out and lend a helping hand. He seems to be saying, "Nice underpants, Todd. Come over here and sit next to me, and let me have a closer look...."
All the pictures so far have shown men wearing underpants, with almost no bulge in their crotches. It's very unnatural. The picture below is different. Dad is smoking his pipe in true 1950s style, and he has a nice, healthy bulge in his crotch. He seems to be showing it off. The other man's age is in question; we don't know whether it's another dad or a younger man. His gaze is fixed squarely on dad's groin, and he himself is bent over, showing off his buttocks in the tight underpants. Even though the men are wearing clothes, this picture is just as sexy as any gay porn on the internet these days!
